i wish i had a real talent. the only talent i have is having a pretty penis.
in australia we don’t say “the wifi is fucking slow” or “my rights as a human are being taken away” we say “thanks tony abbot” and i think that’s beautiful
Can we just stop for a moment and thank puberty for making this turn into this! Jesus help me…
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be